Ohh the sad, sad plight of the middle aged, balding man who must suffer through the fate of his own perverse sexual satisfactions. Unfortunately for him, those satisfactions involve only one thing: danger. That's what he gets turned on by. Danger. And the world knows it because he is on TV and there is big, bold text on the screen that says "GETS TURNED ON BY DANGER". Well, today we come together to celebrate this poor, poor man. We celebrate with crop top t-shirts. We will wear him on our chests and he will be our spirit animal.