This goat is no ordinary goat. He is a skater goat. Also known as a sk8er goat. And he talks. He says things like "See you later". Sometimes he gets on his skateboard and he skates to the salt cliffs on salt mountain. There, he climbs up 90 degree rock walls to lick salt. Because he craves that mineral. I will celebrate this goat with graphic shirts. He is truly a hero.