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Don't Piss Off the Cook

Don't Piss Off the Cook

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Chest Width: 12
Bottom Width: 21.50
Length: 29.50
Port Authority Adjustable Full Length Apron - $19.97

Port Authority's customizable full length apron is perfect for cooking, grilling out at the BBQ, crafts, painting and more! Made with a poly/cotton blend to keep you safe from any mess, and for easy care. Also features a unique fitting system that allows for a tailored look by pulling a single strap. Customize this apron for yourself, or for a gift!
  • 65% polyester/35% cotton blend
  • Adjustable. Top and side straps are all one strap that can be pulled back and forth.
  • Ties in back
  • Two 7" x 8" "patch" (sewn on) pockets, 5.50" long pen pocket in right pocket
  • Design and font made from a highly durable, fade-resistant laser cut film material*
*This material is applied to your item at a very high temperature and pressure for a long lasting, vibrant look. Please note, we are unable to use this material to produce some of the art in our gallery that is highly detailed and/or multicolored.

Sizing and Material Notes:
  • All measurements are provided by garment vendor; vendor tolerance for all measurements is +/-10%
  • All provided measurements are in inches
  • Chest width is measured 5 inches down from top seam, then across chest

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Designed By: Customized Girl

Shop by Category: Family > Dad, Family > Family Reunion

Shop by Tags: grilling apron, apron, apron-designs, skull

Custom aprons! A word to the wise: don't piss off the cook, or she'll poison your food!

Art: Skull and Crossbones. This skull and crossbones art is a classic representation of danger, death, pirates, and poison. This art can be used perfectly for goth tees and tanks, treasured chest breast cancer jerseys, punk designs, fraternities, and military designs! This art is also great for showing your school spirit and supporting your favorite mascot like the pirates, raiders, buccaneers, or marauders!


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