I said "put your dukes up" and the octopus said "I got no dukes" but that was clearly a lie because the dukes were already up. In fact, I realized my question was not needed, as the octopus dukes had been up this whole time. So yeah, you've seen these little coat hooks / coat hangers on the inside of bathroom stall doors, right? Look again. Doesn't the hook look like a tiny drunk octopus, trying to fight you? Think about it.