Henry the 8th's Anaconda

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It's a surprisingly little known fact that Henry VIII often referred to himself as the "Kanye of his time". He was a prolific rapper and entertainer, most frequently rapping about butts. Specifically: big butts. And also: sons. He really wanted sons. Centuries later, as Sir-Mix-a-lot toiled away in the dark recesses of the Vatican library, he came across some of Henry the 8th's unpublished works. Mr. Mix-a-lot brought the works to a larger audience through his lyrical classic "Baby Got Back". This accomplishment eventually led to his knighthood, which is why he now goes by "Sir".
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Body Width: 18.25 19.75 21.75 23.75 25.75
Body Length: 26.25 26.625 27 27.125 27.25
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Product Details
For that comfortable roominess, this Bella Tank is designed with a slouchy fit and thin straps for an ultra-sleek look.
  • 3.7 oz, 65/35 polyester/viscose blend
  • Soft 30 singles material
  • Side seamed
  • Relaxed, drapey fit
  • PLEASE NOTE: White ink is not available for this item. If our art or your upload contains the color white, it will not print and be reflected as the color of the item.
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  • All measurements are provided by garment vendor; vendor tolerance for all measurements is +/-10%
  • All provided measurements are in inches
  • Body Width is measured 1" below armholes
  • So what's Viscose? It's a modern version of Rayon that has a light, silky appearance and feel, breathes like cotton and has a flowy drape.
  • What does 30 singles mean? A higher number means a finer thread resulting in a tighter weave and a softer, thinner shirt. A typical adult unisex t-shirt is 18 singles.
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