So I'm sitting their at the dentist in the funny chair thing and with the bright light above shining directly into my soul and the dentist says "You need a crown." And I think to myself... I really do. If I were royalty, I'd probably be at the royal dentist right now with the warm towels and the foot rubs and the champagne. Someone would probably get paid to floss my teeth silently and sneakily as I sleep. Crowns are for heads, not for teeth! At least that's what this here graphic t-shirt is trying to say.