Funny political satire says: 2016 Presidential Election Ballot. Shoot Yourself in the Head or Shoot Yourself in the Heart. In the 2016 United States of American presidential election the presidential candidates aren't looking too great. On Democrat side you have Hillary Clinton. On the Republican side you have Donald Trump. But if you are like most Americans you don't really feel like there is any choice that is better here. The first time in history when the better of two evils does not apply and voting for either candidate is going to leave a bad taste in your mouth, a struggle in your heard, and a heavy heart.