Don't Piss Off the Cook

Don't Piss Off the Cook
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Chest Width: 12
Bottom Width: 21.50
Length: 29.50
Port Authority's customizable full length apron is perfect for cooking, grilling out at the BBQ, crafts, painting and more! Made with a poly/cotton blend to keep you safe from any mess, and for easy care. Also features a unique fitting system that allows for a tailored look by pulling a single strap. Customize this apron for yourself, or for a gift!
  • 65% polyester/35% cotton blend
  • Adjustable. Top and side straps are all one strap that can be pulled back and forth.
  • Ties in back
  • Two 7" x 8" "patch" (sewn on) pockets, 5.50" long pen pocket in right pocket
  • Not waterproof
  • This item should be hand-washed
  • Design and font made from a highly durable, fade-resistant laser cut film material*
*This material is applied to your item at a very high temperature and pressure for a long lasting, vibrant look. Please note, we are unable to use this material to produce some of the art in our gallery that is highly detailed and/or multicolored.

Sizing and Material Notes:
  • All measurements are provided by garment vendor; vendor tolerance for all measurements is +/-10%
  • All provided measurements are in inches
  • Chest width is measured 5 inches down from top seam, then across chest
Earn 11.67% when you sell this item.
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A word to the wise: don't piss off the cook, or she'll poison your food! We all know from watching television and movies, that you could be killed by messing with the people that prepare your food. King Joffrey ring a bell?
Custom Text: DON'T | MAKE ME | POISON | YOUR FOOD
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