My parents live in Ohio. I live in the moment. This is what I say when people accuse me of exaggerating my origin story. Maybe sometimes I imply that I am from a high class east coast upbringing, and then someone points out, hey aren't you from Ohio? To which I would say: my parents live in Ohio. I live in the moment. In fact, I believe it so much I wear a t-shirt to explain it up front.